In the spirit of Conan O'Brien's "If They Mated"...
Spunky Kitten Presents:
Idol Offspring
Featuring the Season 5 American Idol Contestants
Disclaimer:   This was created to be humorous.   It is not meant to imply that the couples mated, kissed, felt each other up, dry humped, or performed any act of a sexual nature.
Please press the running dude to begin.